G D     G           A
I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
G   D   G      A                                  Bm
You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show
         G               D               A              Bm
And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
   G                     D               A
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy

[Chorus 1]
        G           D          G      D
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
    G      D            A
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
        G        D              G        D
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
      G       D         A                       G D A
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
                 G D A
Don't wear those shoes

[Verse 2]
G    D G              A
It's alright, you can play your Twisted Sister every night
D A G              A                          Bm
I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my Oreos
         G                     D                A                 Bm
Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
        G                D           A
And you know that I'd do anything to please you

[Chorus 2]
        G           D          G      D
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
    G      D            A
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
        G          D              G    D
You can spit in my face in you're so inclined
      G       D         A                       G D G D
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
G   D         A
Oh, no, don't wear those shoes
       G   D   G   D   G   D   A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those

[Bridge]
F      C                   G           D
Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed
F         C                G
Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
F       C            G                 D
You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
F     C                  A
I can learn to live with that

[Chorus 3]
            G           D          G      D
But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
    G      D             A
Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes
        G        D        G      D
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
      G       D         A
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those

[Instrumental]
G D G D G D A x2

       G   D   G   D  G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
       G   D   G   D   G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes
        G             D                G        D
You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
    G     D            A
But baby, please don't wear those shoes
        G          D       G     D
You can make me an offer I can't refuse
    G        D            A
But darling, please don't wear those shoes
        G         D                G         D
You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze
    G      D            A
But honey, please don't wear those shoes
          G        D           G            D
You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news
    G       D            A
But please, please don't wear those shoes

[Outro]
       G   D   G   D  G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
       G   D   G   D   G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe
       G   D   G   D  G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
       G   D   G   D   G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe
       G   D   G   D  G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
       G   D   G   D   G   D         A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe